Guy On A Buffalo - Episode 1 (Bears, Indians & Such)

What do you do with a lousy 1970s movie?  Make hilarious music videos!  This is the first in the gripping video series of the guy on a buffalo. Enjoy!  :)

Wake Up Kitty

Healthy Insanity?

Since things are beginning to get just a little crazy at the mission, a co-worker shared these ways to help us maintain a healthy level of insanity:

• At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
• Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
• Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
• Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
• Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
• Dont use any punctuation
• As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
• Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat...with a serious face.
• Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
• Sing along at the opera.
• Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
  
• Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
• Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
• Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."
• When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
  
• Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Bizarre

I'm slightly concerned about my mental state this morning. I awoke from a dream in which I was conversing with C. H. Spurgeon. He was explaining his favorite sermon to me...which was only two sentences in length (uh-huh)...and I was explaining html code to him. I wonder what an analyst would make of that one?!!

The Mom Overture by Anita Renfroe

Infiltration

Unbeknownst to my mother, I have infiltrated her blog and decided to post this video, which I found rather funny. Despite the random threats, do not be overly concerned for my safety, as she poses no real threat to my immediate well being. (I think...)

Joel Osteen Teeth Whitening Kit

Couldn't Resist...