Healthy Insanity?

Since things are beginning to get just a little crazy at the mission, a co-worker shared these ways to help us maintain a healthy level of insanity:

• At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
• Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
• Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In."
• Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
• Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
• Dont use any punctuation
• As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
• Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat...with a serious face.
• Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
• Sing along at the opera.
• Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
  
• Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
• Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
• Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom."
• When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
  
• Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."