Just for Laughs

I pulled this from Tom in the Box...the new order of worship for the fictitious 2nd Calvary Baptist Church. So true... :)

Here is 2nd Calvary's new worship schedule:
Listen Up! (Announcements)
Look It Up! (Scripture Reading)
Hands Up! (Praise and Worship time)
Stick 'Em Up! (Offertory time)
Freshen Up! (Breath Mints, etc.)
Shake It Up! (Greet one another time)
Give It Up! (Soloist or Special Music)
Shut Up! (Sermon)
Wake Up! (Invitational)

For the rest of the story, see "Freshen Up Time" at Tom in the Box (in my links).