The Wireless Catalog has them....
There are only 1 0 kinds of people...those who understand binary and those who don't.
Let's hope intelligent life exists in space. I'm so lonely.
Here I am...now what are your other two wishes?
They say I have A.D.D. but they just don't understand. Oh wait! A Chicken!
I do know all the answers, but I've been sworn to secrecy.
Ts'i mahnu uterna ot twan ot geifur hingts uto. (Get it?)
Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
Can you helping me to transferr gigantic cash treasure to your American bank account? (Have you seen the email scams?)
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
I wish I knew then, what I know now, that I just forgot.
So much to do and so many other things to distract me.
Embarrassing my children: just one more service I offer. (hehe)
Who needs a therapist? I have my sister.
Retired. I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.
Pessimism never works.
Always late, but worth the wait.
To err is human, to forgive divine. Neither is Marine Corps policy.
It's a twin thing. You wouldn't understand.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying! (perfect for Ty)
Lawn-world rules: 1. It grows 2. I cut it. 3. It grows again.
Deja Moo...the feeling that I've heard this bull before.
Yes, I know I need a haircut!
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