PORK

You know you work in the 'hood when:

• The neighborhood grocery store has a large color picture of fresh pigs' feet on the front page of their weekly circular.
• The restaurant across the street serves pigs' feet and pigs' ears on their noon buffet.
• Your co-worker insists you try pork rinds because they're soooo good.

What is it with pig parts? And I thought pigs' ears were chewies for dogs, not humans! I think I'll stick with a nice pork chop, thank you.