I mentioned to Joel that our annual Christmas letter is going to be very abbreviated this year, probably just a half page in length. The next thing I knew, he wrote the letter himself. Nothing like cutting to the chase. ;)
Dear Family and Friends,
Our perfect family had a perfect year. We hope you approached perfection, too!
Merry Christmas,
The Davenports
So there you have it...satire in under 25 words!
save the 43 cents to send that one out:) Good try Joel!
ReplyDeleteAfter Joel wrote this mock letter, he proceeded to actually write our Christmas letter...that's a first, and I was very grateful!
ReplyDeleteLOL! If I would ever again write a letter, it would be as short, but entirely different.
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